Author Topic: What do I get for my GF's birthday?  (Read 2220 times)


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Nope
Maybe a mall or walmart, although gift cards should be something of a back up plan if you really can't find anything.
Facedesk.
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Wallmart is bad.
Dont even go there.
Malls, well theres differnt stores in the mall. So maybe.
love.
Nien.

Cloths.
Cloth is very important to women, it helps them tell the future

Cloths.
Cloth is very important to women, it helps them tell the future
No:
Jewellery.
Flowers.
Chocolate.
Cloths.

Take her to the mall for lingerie shopping.


Get her a new boyfriend.

Something cheap and shiny.

The shininess will distract her, and not put her off by how much money you spent. Girls dig guys who pinch pennies.

Tell her it's finally time for that three way she's been wanting with 2 dudes.

Something cheap and shiny.

The shininess will distract her, and not put her off by how much money you spent. Girls dig guys who pinch pennies.

Milk bottle tops are pretty shiny

Milk bottle tops are pretty shiny

last mothers day i got my mom a nickle

maybe do something a little more expensive...like a quarter ...;)


edit: a quarter is like $100,000 to women...

last mothers day i got my mom a nickle

maybe do something a little more expensive...like a quarter ...;)

Or two quarters wrapped in milk bottle tops!

Get her some weed chocolate chip brownies with flowers and give her jewelry and a pretty dress or other nice clothes.

Get her some weed chocolate chip brownies with flowers and give her jewelry and a pretty dress or other nice clothes.
no.