Library of Chuck Norris jokes.

[CreamTurk3y]

Let's face it, Chuck Norris is a badass motherforgeter who deserves a library of stolen and or made jokes. Just post your Chuck Norris jokes here then hurry and get the forget out because he needs to take a shower and use this topic as a towel.

I'll start.
Chuck Norris was asked if they could make Chuck Norris toilet paper but he refused because he won't take anybodies stuff.

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[Socrates]

Chuck Norris once round house kicked a guy so hard that he was able to power NYC for three days with ample power. 

[xXBeibsFan119Xx]

Let me write these down, pure gold.

[Communist]

chuck norris is so gay that his jokes aren't funny and are for 5 year olds

[Socky]

chuck norris is an old washed up actor that is not tough at all

ba dum tis

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PS, C. Norris law offices.

[Regulith]

I wish more people on the internet realized that the Chuck Norris joke-meme is actually supposed to be an ironic way of MOCKING Chuck Norris. That's what it was originally.

Now people think the jokes are genuinely glorifying Norris.

The reality is that Chuck Norris is a low-talent, C-list actor and mediocre action-star, with stone-age social-conservative values and ethics.

The man deserves nothing but malicious mockery.

[Socky]

so funny i forgot to laugh

[Mulch]

Family Guy perpetuated the stereotype that Chuck Norris was in any way good. If un-intentionally.

so funny i forgot to laugh

I don't think that was meant to be funny.

[Donro98]

I've always like Chuck Norris. You're opinion is invalid I respect your opinion

[Socky]

Family Guy perpetuated the stereotype that Chuck Norris was in any way good. If un-intentionally.

I don't think that was meant to be funny.

sarcasm

but really chuck norris jokes are only funny to immature seven year olds with dry senses of humor

[Communist]

but really chuck norris jokes are only funny to immature seven year olds with dry senses of humor

[Soon To Be]

Whys everyone so obssesed with chuck if he really was all that "badass" he would come to ho-dasdasdfasdgfgsdgashsjgdafkasfb

But also

but really chuck norris jokes are only funny to immature seven year olds with dry senses of humor

[Vegetarian Zombie]

chuck norris can save 15% or more on car insurance without switching to geico

[kakashi11]

There was a street named after chuck Norris, but they had to change it, because anyone who cross chuck Norris, died.