How to impress a girl I like

[MillCzarr]

Embarrass her

Yeh man, than she think you bad boy.

[Ad Bot]

[Blooker]

Embarrass her

Seems legit.

[Blooker]

And I can't kiss her. (Yet.)

May I ask why?
Do her parents not want you to?
I'm going to presume you're a teenager.

[Col. Burton]

when you give her a hug again, place your hands on her hips and slide your hands around very slowly. Then embrace her. If you do this right her eyes will be closed.

[otto-san]

Do scientific research on pheromones and use them to induce feelings of love toward you.

[Kaphonaits]

Take a stuff on her tits.

guys have tons of experience with hot girls, suggest me something.

Are you serious?
Everyone here (with exceptions) is 10 years old.

[Skele]

Take pointers from other animals. Puff out your chest or something.

[kevin 51l]

run the other way so you can run around the world to hug her

[Adz127]

Hmm.... well....
1. ask her out maybe?
2. cook for her?
3. buy her something? (like a box of choclates..?)
4. *Do not use unless you're insane* forget HER MAN!
5. Go for a walk with her, maybe go to the movies?

That's all I can think right now.

[Radon]

These forums are so funny.

[Böltster]

what does she like?

my girlfriend is a dancer, so one of the things i did to make myself noticed originally was turn up to her dance class with a pink headband on and made an absolute tit out of myself (i can't dance). i've never seen her more happy and laugh more than she did that night, it was great.

you just need to do anything like that, whether it makes a fool of you or not.

[Skele]

Hmm.... well....
1. ask her out maybe?
2. cook for her?
3. buy her something? (like a box of choclates..?)
4. *Do not use unless you're insane* forget HER MAN!
5. Go for a walk with her, maybe go to the movies?

That's all I can think right now.

I somehow mixed the first two and read it as "cook her out".

[Adz127]

I somehow mixed the first two and read it as "cook her out".

*Guys vision* 2. COOK HER OUT!

I know what's like.

[Otis Da HousKat]

I somehow mixed the first two and read it as "cook her out".

Well you wouldn't want to eat her out raw would you? That's how you get food poisoning.

[Planr]

Xou guys have tons of experience with hot girls, suggest me something.

Only if you're referring to us saying that overused phrase "stick it in her pooper"