Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

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[LawtyLawt]

inb4jellyflirtswithme

Or perhaps you'd like to begin the flirtation process...?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Or perhaps you'd like to begin the flirtation process...?

Goodness, no. I'm a Paladin. Paladins have standards.
Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to flirt with every life form you meet.

[SirLancelot7]

I'd like to examine the rest of the bar.

[LawtyLawt]

I'd like to examine the rest of the bar.

You see that the townfolk are not very keen on accepting strangers. Few of them bat their eyes at you for only a small while before returning to their mumbled conversation. You also notice a bard approaching you confidently. You suspect he'll offer to play a song for gold.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I'm leaning on the wall, in a similar way to a cowboy. One hand is on the hilt of my blade. I'm watching for possible danger.



Backstory, written on the spot:
As a child, Vegetari was sent to a monastery to study magiks. His hot temper and lack of emotional control led him to be kicked out of the place. He ran away from home with nothing but his robes and a stick. One day, he came upon a brigand attempting to rob a man on the road. Impulsively, he struck the theif with his walking stick and drove him away.
That was the day he decided to defend the defenseless, champion the weak, and assist the helpless. He considers it his life's work and takes the commitment very seriously.


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[LawtyLawt]

*Plotpoint*
The bard approaches, his confident demeanor fading more and more at each step. When he is a good 5 inches away from the table, you notice him shaking. He then asks if he can join you, and for no particular reason he runs back to his table.
What shall you do?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Uh... we...

forget it I'm no good with decisions

[LawtyLawt]

The bard then grabs his dagger and starts playing 5 finger fillet. Through quick brown townysis and inference, you determine this man has 2 different personalities.
What shall you do?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I get a bit more apprehensive, but as long as he's not doing something dumb, he's fine

[LawtyLawt]

Your failure to react to anything he does makes his knife movement faster. As he does this, he breaks into hysterical laughter.
What shall you do?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Snap at him for being foolish.

[LawtyLawt]

The bard, was shocked by your outburst, and suddenly cried out of terror. By this point all the eyes in the Tavern turn to you. The Bard says: "I just wanna go on an adventure" in between sobs. After a good 5 minutes of him crying, he suddenly burst out in laughter saying things that are mostly unintelligible.
Shall you let him come or shall you leave him with his suicidal tendencies?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Tell him it's not my choice to make, I'm not the leader here.

Tell the rest of the tavern to mind their own business.

[LawtyLawt]

At that the tavern gets back to their drinks, for a man with a sheathed blade told them off.
You then realize that you don't actually have an idea on who shall take the role of a leader in your group. You look back at the table and they seemingly are agreeing with your swift actions.
What shall you do?