Author Topic: Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!  (Read 70942 times)

Quick, use the default password.

"Administrator"

"It is the password, you just forgot!"

The monster rises up from the bloody fountain, his entire body pulsating with a dark green pus that flows throughout his body. There was a drastic, DRASTIC improvement in his frame, as he now has, claws, small muscles, and gnashing teeth. He went into the fountain as a weakling, and went out as a hunter.
"YOU JON FORREL, YES YES? THEN I NO LET YOU GET BLOOD FOUNTAIN!"

I go in anyway, sneakily, as the hulk over there its distracted by mr. forrel

I go in anyway, sneakily, as the hulk over there its distracted by mr. forrel
You enter the cave, back from your earlier exploration. As soon as you return, this mangled creature's deformed features greet you. However it was focused on the talking gun. You nock your arrow and aim silently at the beast.

Oh goddammit let's just go loving home

Oh goddammit let's just go loving home
"YOU NO GO HOME! I KILL YOU!" He charges up at you full speed, tongue lolling out like a disgruntled dog, and body sweating with stick pus.
Roll to dodge.


You dodge it surpisingly well, and you roll down the flight of rocky stairs. What you noticed in is attack, is that he was hel bent on damaging the gun. Your companions follow you, as nimbly as they can. However all of you get down, to see this creature's claws stuck on the wall. The creature was pulling it out as quickly as he can, fearing the firing squad a few paces beside him.
Roll for epic death sequence.

I want to go bathe in the magical fountain or something

I want to go bathe in the magical fountain or something
It's a spring.
And It's made of troll blood.
And it'll forget your face up, and your girlfriend won't like you because you look sinister.

vegetari disappeared




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I know.
Why is Vegetari gone?

Shooting squad gogogo

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