Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[Mr. Jelly]

Now that's the way you do it!

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

Now that's the way you do it!

The gun begins to become too hot for the touch. You drop it, as the pain nearly sears your hands. The gun begins to look as if the most sinister being wields it. It's features resemble a rifle, had it been made by the hottest lava. The gun continues to convulse and mutate.
Hmm... What's THIS
JON IS EVOLVING

[Mr. Jelly]

Press B 

[Port]

Press Q to equip your Rocket Launcher.

[LawtyLawt]

Yes.

[Mr. Jelly]

No no no

no snake enlargement guns from ZP

[LawtyLawt]

No no no

no snake enlargement guns from ZP

I can't find it D:

[LawtyLawt]

"Wow. I feel grand. Say, I think I learned something..."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

JON learned RAPID FIRE!

[LawtyLawt]

JON learned RAPID FIRE!

"No no not... HOLD THE TRIGGER AND SHOOT ME ON THAT LANTERN!"

[Mr. Jelly]

HOLD THE TRIGGER AND SHOOT ME ON THAT LANTERN!

[LawtyLawt]

You do this, and you feel the gun getting heavier. You hold on it for a whopping 5 minutes, before the gun begs you to let go. When you let go, fire imbued with brimstone brighten up the entire room. For a minute, the light was literally so bright you might as well be blinded. Once the light subsided, you see before that lantern:
A giant dark cavern.
(WASTED 5 BULLETS)

[Mr. Jelly]

What in the hell happened to you, Jon?

[LawtyLawt]

What in the hell happened to you, Jon?

"I think my balls dropped further."

[Mr. Jelly]

So you're a handcannon now?