Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Kick dat mofo off
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Cast Turn Undead
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[Mr. Jelly]

Curb stomp skeleton that got kicked off Vege

[LawtyLawt]

Before Jell can shoot a shot that will save his beloved, Vegetari, being the hapless, yet Badass paladin kicks the skeleton off his body. The skeleton again attempted to kill you, however you cast a turn undead on it and so it dies. You grab your sword and you realize, you can only cast 1 more spell, and your choice is a healing spell or turn undead.

Curb stomp skeleton that got kicked off Vege

Before the skeleton fully disintegrates into the ether, Jell Curbstomps this skeleton,.

*Rolls 1 (forget)* A skeleton attempts to wound Jell, however Vegetari stabs said skeleton. This makes Jell fall further for Vegetari.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Save it.

Will turn undead work on necromancer lady?

[LawtyLawt]

Save it.

Will turn undead work on necromancer lady?

No.
However she will ready painful spells and/or teleport and stab.

[Mr. Jelly]

Shoot another skeleton

I would like to inform you I will not be at my house in 10 minutes for a long period of time and I will have no internet

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Bait just one of her armored zombies to attack

forget yeah 18

[LawtyLawt]

Shoot another zombie

I would like to inform you I will not be at my house in 10 minutes for a long period of time and I will have no internet

*rolls 10*
You see Ophidyus the bard Jump like an agile performer, stabbing corpses to banish them. from the ether. However Jell launches a deadly shot to the chest. The bard noticing the fallen zombie beside him, starts to laugh hysterically, whilst stabbing it.
Jell says: "I shall return to my room in the inn" "Why so" inquires Vegetari, to which Jell promptly answers with: "I need to fap". And with that he left.

Bait just one of her armored zombies to attack

forget yeah 18

You draw Agro on one of the armored zombies. seeing this as a threat, two of them charge at you

*Rolls 16*
Taking the chance, the bard throws a knife at one of the heads of the armored zombies.

*Rolls 1 (WHYYYY)*
The second armored zombie attempts to subdue you with his mace, he misses and he overshoots. The mace flew and promptly buries itself on the ground. The zombie trips and Vegetari beheads yet another monster.

Vegetarian zombie, tell me, why are you so lucky?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

*rolls 10*
You see Ophidyus the bard Jump like an agile performer, stabbing corpses to banish them. from the ether. However Jell launches a deadly shot to the chest. The bard noticing the fallen zombie beside him, starts to laugh hysterically, whilst stabbing it.
Jell says: "I shall return to my room in the inn" "Why so" inquires Vegetari, to which Jell promptly answers with: "I need to fap". And with that he left.

"Is my attractiveness too much to bear?"

Just kidding duel the armored zawmbee

[LawtyLawt]

Only 3 zombies and 5 skeletons left.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Take down another armored zawmbee.

19. (Pfffffffff. I'm not making this stuff up.)

[LawtyLawt]

Take down another armored zawmbee.

19. (Pfffffffff. I'm not making this stuff up.)

The Necromancer lady is getting horribly desperate she sends 3 zombies at you, and you sever 2 of the attacking zombies heads.

*Rolls 20 for bard*
As Vegetari does this, his stance is open for attacks, however the bard throws a knife at the zombies head with deadly accuracy, thus killing it.

only 5 skeletons remain, engage secret attack.

*Rolls 20*
YES!
The Necromancer lady takes all of her skeletons, combines them with a strange dark power, and then flees. The result is a 10 foot tall skeleton demon, with 4 hands.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Run that beeyotch through.

10.

[LawtyLawt]

Run that beeyotch through.

10.

Vegetari charges at this being, it tried to do the lift and crush style, however the hapless paladin slices off one of the parts of the pelvis of the beast, the injury gives 5 damage.

*Bard Rolls 15*
 The bard then runs really fast towards the beast, mid air jumps and throws  3 holy knives at the creatures chest, causing 18 damage.

18 + 5 = 23 - 50 = 27

This is exciting.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

-4 for power move

Highlander that mofo

17 - 4 = 13