Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[LawtyLawt]

I don't get what's so funny about that

Strangely hilarious. 

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[Mr. Jelly]

Give the remaining potions of to xxxxkill

Split the coins equally between us, give the tome to xxxxkill

and give a halth potion to everyone except Vege and the bard

[LawtyLawt]

Give the remaining potions of -Magicsnortsnort- to xxxxkill

Split the coins equally between us, give the tome to xxxxkill

and give a halth potion to everyone except Vege and the bard

You share the loot with everyone else, seeing as you are feeling quite generous. However you do not attempt to share with Vegetari and Ophidyus (Not until Vegetari makes you feel like a woman~)

[Mr. Jelly]

You share the loot with everyone else, seeing as you are feeling quite generous. However you do not attempt to share with Vegetari and Ophidyus (Not until Vegetari makes you feel like a woman~)

hawt


but I'm not sharing with Vege because I gave him all dat stuff

and Ye Bitche is a spoony bard

[Vegetarian Zombie]

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[LawtyLawt]

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Anyway back to auto pilot mode for Ophidyus (Who still has 2 knives lodged up his chest) and Sirlancealot7 (Who currently has a beautiful Elvish maiden, walking beside him.).

*plotpoint*
Your battered party continues to press on to Farkara, the town of the mechanists. There your party can recuperate and load out. Your party arrives there in the dark of the night. Black smoke rises from various of places, and the usage of water is rampart. Immediately, your party meets a man harassing another man, beating him even, for his coins. THis man is carrying a device known as a "Gun" specifically a "Rifle".
What shall you do?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Walk up to the man. No one hurts an innocent on my watch.

[LawtyLawt]

Walk up to the man. No one hurts an innocent on my watch.

The man says: "A newcomer Eh?", he then rabs the rifle and points it at your face. By this point everyone is watching this man with great fear, and some are watching you with an expression along the lines of "You shouldn't have done that". "Leave now boy. Leave or your blood shall be the new paints.".

What shall ye do?

[Mr. Jelly]

Shoot dat mofo

[LawtyLawt]

Shoot dat mofo

I wouldn't do that if I where you. I suggest you shoot his Rifle.

[Mr. Jelly]

But I want that rifle


gahfine shoot the rifle

[LawtyLawt]

But I want that rifle


gahfine shoot the rifle

*20 (You lucky bastard)*
Jell Nimbly prepares, and draws his arrow. he hits the rifles grip, thus knocking it off the man's hand. "I GIVE UP!" The man says while making a stance of runing.

[Mr. Jelly]

Loot rifle

[LawtyLawt]

Take dat rifle

*15 (luck roll)*
As the man runs, forgetting both his rifle and dropping 40 of his "ammo". You take these things and the citizens look at you and Vegetari, with awe. They start to applaud for both of you, and some of them walk up to you, offering rooms and food. The reason they do this, is apparently he's a member of a gang of marksmen who are extraordinary with the art of gunmanship. And you just shot their leader's rifle.
What shall you do?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Helping is its own reward :3