Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[Mr. Jelly]

Draw super awesome musket

"Stop, ye bitche!"

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

Draw super awesome musket

"Stop, ye bitche!"

The man replies:
"RETURN THE RIFLE, ER YE WILL DIE!"

[Mr. Jelly]

lolno

shoot dat mofo

[LawtyLawt]

lolno

shoot dat mofo

*10*
In cold blood you shoot that man in the chest. He drops, and you notice several other men positioning themselves at the hole near the door.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Curbstomp the mofos

[Mr. Jelly]

Fire rapidly towards hole

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Fire rapidly towards hole

Hot.

[Mr. Jelly]

Hot.

My Little Pervert: loving is Magic

[LawtyLawt]

Curbstomp the mofos

Fire rapidly towards hole

*15*
Vegetari, sees another man enter the room, and he kicks the man out the door. So that Jell can position himself in the door and shoot the man who just got kicked out *16* which kills him. This commotion stirs the entire party. the spellcasters cower whilst Ophidyus, and Kolkoli shoot 2 more men *20, 15*, Kolkoli hits the man in the head and Ophidyus mid-air throws a knife in the other man's chest (Heart).
5 more gunmen remain.

[Mr. Jelly]

"Get the hell out now or we'll burn your richards off"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I am loving thrilled that we have Ophi.

Charge in for melee quick.

[LawtyLawt]

"Get the hell out now or we'll burn your richards off"

I am loving thrilled that we have Ophi.

Charge in for melee quick.

*20, 18 (I ain't even mad.)*
"Yea, you outsidah's have no ba-"
To prove Jell's point, Vegetari breaks the door, and stabs the wisecracking fool in his magical stick. The 4 men who remain flee in terror. However the man you tortured is open for questioning (Heal him with Kollkoli's Girlfriend).

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Or me.
I heal his snake.

[Mr. Jelly]

"Who are you and who are you working for"

[LawtyLawt]

Or me.
I heal his snake.

The man who is terrified and pained beyond any human recognition, wets himself once his magical 1" stick is mended. By this point, all the soft stomach spellcasters vomit simultaneously out of the window. The paladin holds him by the neck of his shirt, but before he can question...

"Who are you and who are you working for"

"WHO SENT YOU, FOOL?" questions Jell "R-R-Rodriguez..." He answers. The paladin throws him away, and he runs away. "Why'd you do that?" questions Jell "Paladin's honor." He answers. By this point you see Hetnah Hugging her love, as if he almost died.