Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[LawtyLawt]

Shoot apple with gun

*19*
The range quickly pulls out his blessed rifle (I shall now dub it as "Roxanne") in order to shoot the apple. He pulls the trigger, and shoots. The apple which is 3 feet away, has a hole plowed through it, and it explodes. However the man hasn't broke out in running yet.

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[Mr. Jelly]

Shoot apple guy with gun

[LawtyLawt]

*15*
You then nimbly aim your gun at the man and shoot him in the chest, thus killing him. An old man approaches you and says "It gets worse, let me tell you that." and leaves.
I think all this shooting warrants a level up for you Jell (+80 XP).

[Mr. Jelly]

Goddamn random old guys with random messages


loot corpse

[LawtyLawt]

Goddamn random old guys with random messages


loot corpse

You attempt to loot the corpse only to find that it is not a corpse, and he has strapped himself with explosives. He grins at you and he attempts to detonate the bombs by pressing a button in his chest (OH stuff OH stuff).

[Mr. Jelly]

GET THE forget OUTTA DERE

[LawtyLawt]

GET THE forget OUTTA DERE

*10*
You roll away in the nick of time, however not far enough, as a bone lodges itself on your thigh. -8 HP.

[Mr. Jelly]

Healing potion tiem

[LawtyLawt]

Healing potion tiem

You are in intense unbearable pain, however, you take a sip from your healing potion, and you have the strength to pull the bone out. +6 HP

Well I had fun G'night. it's like 1:11 here.

[Mr. Jelly]

Lawty, what country are you from?

Because the massive time difference between us is generally screwing me over.

[SirLancelot7]

AUSTRALIA!

No..

GERMANY!

[LawtyLawt]

Lawty, what country are you from?

Because the massive time difference between us is generally screwing me over.

Philippines.

[SirLancelot7]

I was semi-close when I said Australia.

Ok Ya'll

I wants to

find a

kitten

and train it

and give

it steriods

to make

supa kitty

and then

throw it

at my

foes

so they get

clawed

and stuff

wtf

it is

like 2

AM and

why

am

I typing

like

this

omg

must

stop

before it

is too late.

Goodnight and

thanks for

all the fish

Oh I just

remembered

to say

that I was

at Prom today

and it

was amazing

so much

awesome

but I'm

not joking

about

the supa kitten

thing

I seriosuly

want that

to happen

roll the dice

dawg

fo rizzle

#champin

[LawtyLawt]

I was semi-close when I said Australia.
#champin

But...You already have a smoking hot elvish cleric girlfriend with you...

[MaroonCacti]

Marooncacti is no longer on auto pilot.
so what are we doing?