Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[LawtyLawt]

Marooncacti is no longer on auto pilot.
so what are we doing?

We're hunting down some Hispanic criminal marksmen, in a steampunk mechanist city.

[Ad Bot]

[Thorax]

I take the 5x Flask of Greek Fire.

[LawtyLawt]

I take the 5x Flask of Greek Fire.

Far too late for that, however.
That bag of gold coins from the Self Delete bomber guy seems to still be untaken...

[Thorax]

Far too late for that, however.
That bag of gold coins from the Self Delete bomber guy seems to still be untaken...

I take that instead!

[LawtyLawt]

I take that instead!

You take the bag and you find that it has a diamond and 100 gold coins in it.

Don't tell anybody~

[MaroonCacti]

I take that instead!

damnit...

You take the bag and you find that it has a diamond and 100 gold coins in it.

Don't tell anybody~

forget
i want to know what types of stores are in the city

[LawtyLawt]

damnit...
forget
i want to know what types of stores are in the city

There are gun stores, a store that sells (and even allows you to craft) your own potions, and there is the traditional weapon store.

Speaking of which you only have 2 knives left...

[MaroonCacti]

There are gun stores, a store that sells (and even allows you to craft) your own potions, and there is the traditional weapon store.

Speaking of which you only have 2 knives left...

>enter gun store

[LawtyLawt]

>enter gun store

As you enter the gun store, the clerk inspects your face. As he inspects your face you inspect his. He is a middle aged Hispanic man, there are scars adorning the right side of his cheek. His hair is a mixture of fair black and wilting white hairs. His face is cluttered with signs of aging, he has an intense amount of wrinkles, and he is wearing bifocals and a hat. He then screws his mouth, lights a cigarette and pulls out a rifle. "Rodriguez says: ' bid them a happy trip for me'!" he says in his mexican accent. He then aims it a ophidyus. At this act, all the patrons of the store leave. "I gotta warn ya kid." He says puffing "I'm fourth in the ranks of precision shooting. Think you can take me?". Ophidyus clenches at the side of his pants, feeling a throwing knife in his side.

Ophidyus regrets not buying knives first.

What now?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Saive Ophee

[LawtyLawt]

Saive Ophee

Wait uh let me word this as epicly as possible.
The paladin noticing ophidyus stopping at the door of the shop, quickly investigates. as he walks by he notices strangers, rushing out of the shop. That is when the paladin unsheathes his blade.
*20*
The paladin rushes and as soon as he is near enoug the door, he does a backflip, confusing the man. He then cuts off the barrel of his rifle, with his sword. The manthen pulls out the grip of the gun, and there he holds a custom made pistol.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Impale pistol.

[LawtyLawt]

Impale pistol.

*1*
"Nice try kid" he says standing up and sidestepping, in order to avoid the raging sword. "But well kid, ya just don't bring a sword in a gun fight". The man then arrogantly but gracefully shoots the hapless paladin on his shoulders. "Ah where was I? I'll kill you first you weak ass bard" he says. "You shoulda seen yerself, hesitating ta stick a knife in me" He continues with his thick monotone mexican accent. "He then points the pistol at the bard "Time to set things straight. I'll start with you, candy ass.".
What shall ye do?

[Mr. Jelly]

Walk into gun store.

Don't even say anything badass, just shoot him.

Also, how many uses does a healy potion have

[LawtyLawt]

Walk into gun store.

Don't even say anything badass, just shoot him.

Also, how many uses does a healy potion have

4 flasks

*20*
Jell cooly walks in despite his friend being shot across the room. Rifle in hand he steps in, and before the shopkeeper can make any snarky remarks, Jell belts him in the face with 9mm bullets. The man goes down for the down for the count and there are only 14 people in the organization left.
What shall ye do?