Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Indeed," I say with a curt laugh.

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

"WELL I GOT THE WOMAN!"
With that, he leaves the room and enters Alexia's room.
"What is the matter with that man?"
"I have no idea boy, no idea."
You laugh and say:
"Come boy, let us get you a dagger."
With that you walk to the shop that sells daggers.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

What do they have?

[LawtyLawt]

You ask this to the bubbly salesman. And he immediately replies:
"ALL KINDS!"
He shows you Serrated Dagger's, Dagger's potent for dragons, Daggers potent for shapeshifters, Daggers potent for Undead, and normal Daggers.
"WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?"
He says grinning like the happiest man in the world.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Well, what would the boy like?

[LawtyLawt]

"Ummmmmmm, Vegetari! Can I have the Serrated ones? (Cost: 80)"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Sure why not.

[LawtyLawt]

"Here, take this"
*places bag of 80 gold*

With the boy's new serrated knife, you can begin your training! However, Kolkoli spots you on the street and says:
"We must go back to Gublin... It is under control by my uncle."
"But how about this-"
"Your trainee? He can come if he likes."
"I wanna come! I might see the bla-"
"Shhhhhh, let's pack up now."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Take Andrei that I have business in Gulbin.

[LawtyLawt]

You stock up on food and leave, Ophidyus the bard leaving this town with tears in his eyes.

After Half a mile of walking, your party sees a band of joyous Goblins. One of them spots you and asks:
"DO YOU HAVE BOMBOM FIRE? SHOW US PLEASE!"
"What are they Vegetari?"
"They're goblins, A jolly folk."
"Ohhhhhhh... Can I play with them?"
"No, no child, no."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Uh... keep walking?

[LawtyLawt]

You walk past the Goblins, and they walk by you happily. The alchemist, out of common courtesy, gave them a newly crafted Firebomb. The bard plays them off, and the goblins bid you goodbye too. You walk nearer and neare the town. As you are approximately a few steps away from town, a disgruntled, drunken kobold appears out of the bushes, aching for a fight (4 HP).
"Mister, I can take him!"
"Show me, young learner!

You are now Andrei.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

What's Andrei's stats?

[LawtyLawt]

Andrei - 1 - Human
Health: 4/4
Strength:1
Dexterity: 5
Wisdom: 1
Constitution: 1
Intelligence: 1

Inventory:
Health potion, Sack, Crayons, Serrated Knife

AR: 0

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Use agility, but I don't wanna risk losing health with parkour.