They said I could be anything I wanted

[TeslaCoil]

So I became wood

Discuss
I was at hobby lobby

[Ad Bot]

[Adz127]

YOU GET NOTHING YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!

[xxxxkill]

You became "wood"
Heh
Heh
HEH

[Anti-Block]

mannequin-"come at me, bro"

[Skyfrost.]

Why is there a big cut down the middle of the breast-bone piece

[Ningyou]

You became "wood"
Heh
Heh
HEH

[TeslaCoil]

YOU GET NOTHING YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!

If I had fingers

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I became a black hole

have fun for your last 5 minutes as I expand

[Adz127]

If I had fingers

...I never really was on your side... *takes off disguise* I am ze spy...
And you NEVER had fingers >:P

[John Freeman]

[xxxxkill]

I became a black hole

have fun for your last 5 minutes as I expand

Fatty

[Kumquat]

Dat lovey body.

[Adz127]

[TeslaCoil]

*huff* *huff*

[Mr.Noßody]

This means you will burn much easier.