Track and Field.

[RedGajin]

Do shotput or hammer throw or javelins, none of that little pansy running stuff. Shotput teaches you how to lob large items at people, a manly act. The hammer throw teaches to throw hammers at people, manly. And then javelins teach you how to loving throw spears, how badass is that? All that other stuff is to run AWAY from manliness. Or jump away, which is even more pansy.

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[SlayerZ99]

We dont have hammer throw

I could do javelin or shot put though

[Sigma]

Do shotput or hammer throw or javelins, none of that little pansy running stuff. Shotput teaches you how to lob large items at people, a manly act. The hammer throw teaches to throw hammers at people, manly. And then javelins teach you how to loving throw spears, how badass is that? All that other stuff is to run AWAY from manliness. Or jump away, which is even more pansy.

Since when is running for pansies lol?
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[Solid]

i threw shot put and discus in highschool. fun stuff

[Mr.jacksaunt]

In 7th or 6th grade I placed first in my heat for the 400m run.
Get better at running.

[Skele]

I 8th grade I sat under a tree, in the shade, during the entire day we were at the track. I didn't do so well for that part of the curriculum.

[RedGajin]

Since when is running for pansies lol?
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Since when does making a joke make you a cigarette lol?
cigarette.

[Wehrmacht]

damnit we don't have javelin
i'd do that in an instant

[Kumquat]

I was in Track, then someone stole my shoes :I

[Nickelob Ultra]

Do shotput or hammer throw or javelins, none of that little pansy running stuff. Shotput teaches you how to lob large items at people, a manly act. The hammer throw teaches to throw hammers at people, manly. And then javelins teach you how to loving throw spears, how badass is that? All that other stuff is to run AWAY from manliness. Or jump away, which is even more pansy.

Are you kidding?  Only the absolute muscle kids can do those.  There's nothing pusillanimous individual about running, which is literally 75% of the attention during a track meet lol.

[RedGajin]

I was in Track, then someone stole my shoes :I

If you did hammer throw you could toss a hammer at them and wrap the chain around their neck, then bash their head in with a shotput, then stab them in the chest with a javelin declaring your position as the alpha male.

Are you kidding?  Only the absolute muscle kids can do those.  There's nothing pusillanimous individual about running, which is literally 75% of the attention during a track meet lol.

Obviously I was sarcastically stating my preference of those field events over running since op said he was considering field events.

[Solid]

Are you kidding?  Only the absolute muscle kids can do those.  There's nothing pusillanimous individual about running, which is literally 75% of the attention during a track meet lol.

actually, you don't have to be big to throw shot put or discus. you just have to have leg strength and good obliques

[Coulmbai]

I can do Long distance runs, like for cross country
but short distances?
Count me out haha

[SlayerZ99]

If there was a JV I bet I would be one of our fastest sprinters but I cannot at all run more than 1.5 miles then be expected to run around the track sprinting.

[Sigma]

If you did hammer throw you could toss a hammer at them and wrap the chain around their neck, then bash their head in with a shotput, then stab them in the chest with a javelin declaring your position as the alpha male.Obviously I was sarcastically stating my preference of those field events over running since op said he was considering field events.

Dont make jokes that arent funny then. Problem solved