Earth 2.0 - Redux

[Firecycle]

what i currently have no heavy lifters in service,

they are all docked at various spaceports and airports

not even my nukes are in the CORE OF THE PLANET

wowe lrn 2 be relsitc...............

and besides i have 1000000000 soldiers guarding the NUKES GEEZ

my demands raise to 200 BILLLLLLIIION DOLLARS

I'll give you a bus token.  Final offer.

[Ad Bot]

[Devo]

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[Grodus]

Feep, we'll give you a cheeseburger with no french fries.

[Feep]

Feep, we'll give you a cheeseburger with no french fries.

I'll give you a bus token.  Final offer.

ok

i accept your offers

[Devo]

Aaand, dying.