Some people have 0 game.

[Edman]

Yesterday I was walking home. As usual this one black dude is on the corner waiting for his Iraqi friend. (What a couple.) I was walking with my friend name Eve. She's pretty attractive. The black guy named Quan walks up beside her. The following happens.

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Quan:  Hey gir', whats yo name?
Eve: uhh Eve?
Quan: Wanna be my new girlfriend?
Eve: I don't even know you..
Me: Thats a little creepy man.
Quan: Stay out if it, Eward(No black people can pronounce my name correctly)
Quan: Maybe you should text me Eve?
Eve: I don't even know you!
Me: Maybe you should try to get with someone else.
Quan: Do somethin then eward.
Me: I can ride a unicycle or juggle, which would you perfer?
Quan: Go on somewhere.
He ends up giving Eve his number. She doesn't even save it.

Today as I was walking home, he was on the corner as usual.
He had his head phones in his mouth. I was like does that taste good? I got mine out and put them in my mouth and he said,"dude i forgetin hate you".

Lol. What a douche.

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[blockguy123]

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[steve5451]

black people


lol

[Moriarty]

people who think they can get women to go out with them without knowing them at all



lol

[Peppy]

black people


lol

[Morpheus]

Is he a crack dealer if he is always on the corner?

[Moriarty]

Is he a crack dealer if he is always on the corner?

that

[Lord Tony²]

You sounded like a white knight though. I think Eve could had handled it herself.

When the guy starts getting hostile that's when you step in.

[Edman]

Yes, I did sound like a white knight. She was uncomfortable though, and she asked me to walk her home. So I think that was what was appropriate to do.

[Daedalus]

yeah, I would have stepped out
still a hilarious story

[Superbot]

gurl i dont even kno u lets love echother cuz dat be sum logic  gurrrrrrrrrrllllll

[Lord Tony²]

Yes, I did sound like a white knight. She was uncomfortable though, and she asked me to walk her home. So I think that was what was appropriate to do.

That stuff gets you stuck in the friendzone, once you get in the friendzone you never get out.

[Daedalus]

That stuff gets you stuck in the friendzone, once you get in the friendzone you never get out.

he could just make out with her on one of their private walks or something, provided that his testicles are of necessary size

[Edman]

Friendzone is no match for the Edman don't worry. I kiss my friends. Its all cool!

[Lord Tony²]

Friendzone is no match for the Edman don't worry. I kiss my friends. Its all cool!

Fail a kiss attempt and you may have one less friend.