Life Imprisonment

[Freeze]

you come with me and we can have crazy jail shenanighans

i killed badspot :c

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

You get put into a cell with trainman1

I killed a cop zombie.

[Ector]

You are put in a jail cell with a zombie cop.

I punched an endangered species in the face.

[Becquerel]

You get a rabid zombie as a cell mate

In for Destroying the Entire world with a Dimensional Rift to Xen after I accidently pushed a glowy crystal into a volcano.

[Narkro555]

I put you in a cell with Christopher Hitchen's reanimation.

I create zombies.

[?]

Someone completely unrelated is chosen as your cellmate.

My crime is an obscure and unfunny joke.

[Alyx Vance]

Your put with a kid from my school.


I crashed a car into the police station while ridin' high

[Becquerel]

They force you to ride low on the floor of the car with Rebecca Black raping you

IN Prison for Awakening Azathoth

[Mr Man]

You get put in with Slenderman


I am one of the gaurds and do not get put in jail.

[Becquerel]

You raped a fellow guard and you get put in with other rapists who are now attracted to you.

In prison for Summoning Cthulhu

[Decepticon]

You raped a fellow guard and you get put in with other rapists who are now attracted to you.

In prison for Summoning Cthulhu

You are put in with Ellen Degeneres

I put a boat in the river.

[rockslide26]

Imprisoned with Cthulu

I ate a cookie

[Skyfrost.]

I killed some sort of cow is a fit of Jealous rage because he took my wife.

Cell Mate is 

[Vegetarian Zombie]

stocking


I raped 9,001 girls

[xxxxkill]

Vegeta


I murdered some Sonic OCs.