Author Topic: Life Imprisonment (Read 2961 times)

lilpappaknox · March 20, 2012, 09:11:40 PM

You get put with the cupcake king

I killed a prisoner at another prison

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Vegetarian Zombie · March 20, 2012, 09:53:53 PM

a prisoner

I forgeted Scout's mother

Kumquat · March 20, 2012, 10:00:38 PM

You get to go with scout

I poured lemon juice over a skinned man.

Talent74 · March 20, 2012, 10:01:16 PM

A brutal rapist.

Arson.

Eluxsam · March 20, 2012, 10:06:27 PM

I'm in for sticking it in her pooper

K1ng_0f_N0thing · March 20, 2012, 10:06:48 PM

A brutal rapist.

Arson.

You get put in with Justin Beiber
I slapped a woman

Menen · March 20, 2012, 10:07:44 PM

10 women with flails.

I punched a FETUS

Donro98 · March 20, 2012, 10:12:51 PM

FETUS'S FEET

I had love with your mom LOEL!one11!!!1!one1

Becquerel · March 21, 2012, 02:34:04 AM

The Cakes you ate are now sentient and have huge jaws with teeth and knives and stuff.

Blowing up R'lyeh

Vegetarian Zombie · March 21, 2012, 09:36:27 AM

A gay rapist

Being too lovey

Lil D · March 21, 2012, 09:43:16 AM

A Ray Gapist.

I accidentaly the Taliban.

Clone v.117 · March 21, 2012, 09:44:29 AM

You accidentally room full of snakes.

I downloaded pirated software.

Vegetarian Zombie · March 21, 2012, 09:45:12 AM

You are a pirate.

You get a pirate.

I love erryone

Lil D · March 21, 2012, 10:01:18 AM

You get a Swedish virgin that is willing to fulfill any of your fantasies you have ever wanted.

I made a poop.

Kumquat · March 21, 2012, 10:03:05 AM

You get a very gassy overweight man.

I beet a man to death with a world globe.