Author Topic: Life Imprisonment (Read 2967 times)

Comatose · March 21, 2012, 10:03:10 AM

Somebody who eats feces. I landed truck wheel side down.

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Cybertails1998 · March 21, 2012, 10:06:19 AM

you get Hank Hill

being an android, i had killed 8 people with a SMG

Skorpion · March 21, 2012, 10:47:33 AM

Cellmate is a guy who killed 4 people with pistols

I killed a guy selling propane and propane accessories.

Lil D · March 21, 2012, 11:05:06 AM

You get a guy selling propane and propane accessories.

I hve never love annyboty

Skorpion · March 21, 2012, 11:40:06 AM

You get a muscular child rapist with an iron girder for a snake.

I was framed.

Fluff-is-back · March 21, 2012, 01:16:24 PM

You get hung on a wall in reception.

I did this slightly wrong.

fawkes.. · March 21, 2012, 02:50:18 PM

You get put in with pablo

I ran down the street naked shouting CARROTS

Skorpion · March 22, 2012, 06:23:03 AM

You get put in with a paedophile green grocer with a carrot and some vaseline.

Becquerel · March 22, 2012, 06:25:39 AM

Everything for not putting down a crime.

Commiting Crime

Cybertails1998 · March 22, 2012, 06:27:24 AM

A prisoner

I killed 27 men

Skorpion · March 23, 2012, 04:55:14 AM

You get put in with 27 women feminists

I attempted Self Delete

Clone v.117 · March 23, 2012, 05:25:53 AM

You get a....

LIFE COUNCILOR! who is also a rapist

I asked for more soup.

steve5451 · March 23, 2012, 06:02:33 AM

You get the lunch lady.

I'm in for raping a ~~fox~~ beautiful young woman.

Man 2 · March 23, 2012, 06:34:29 AM

You get a beautiful young woman.

I'm in for killing God.

Lamebro1 · March 23, 2012, 08:49:08 AM

You're cell mate is the ugliest girl i can think of.

I'm in for going high and raping a car.