Author Topic: HOLY stuff I CAN GIVE MYSELF lewinskyS!  (Read 14988 times)

i know, my richard's shedded several times because it can't be dry ;~;

But it's not like I can buy lubricant with my parents around. Well.. what would you recommend ._.
Use body soap.


Use body soap.

Soap + richard = aaahh my richard is on firrree


use lotion

do you have crusty elbows?

because

that would be

a legitimate reason to buy lotion without suspicion

This topic makes me hard and i dont know why

if you're not circumcised you don't really need any lubricant. if you must have some kind of lube, at least use a moisturizer, body would do fine but i guess face moisturizer would be more gentle on your balls.


This topic makes me hard and i dont know why

Because fellatio

tried it without lubricant
no success

My richard is a brat
look on the masturbating wiki or something, theres plenty of ways without lube.



this thread sucks itself



Theres a wiki for that?


Haven't seen one yet, but i did find this

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There are no side effects of the procrastination unless you do it in excess i.e, 3 to 4 times a day. Control it to only once a week. If you do it a lot then you may suffer from muscular weekness+neuro related disorders+lack of confidence+poor concentration etc.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_side_effects_of_procrastination

:cookieMonster:

Good lord, what is this
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Can you answer these procrastination questions?

   How do you get a guy to masturbate?
   Why do men need to pee after masturbating?
   How can you see and download pron love movies in Arabia?
   How do you stop your dog masturbating?
   Do you have any side effects because of masturbating?

The things that these forums do.
I am suddenly reminded about that tuna jar.