I was alone at my house 15 minutes ago, when...

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Is it me or is OP's name messing up his reply?

What?

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[Kumquat]

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Strange. But you can still use the white/black reply button.

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

The police left. He was probably taken to custody. /discuss

[-Pablo-]

Anybody else waiting for the Fresh Prince of Belair theme to come in?

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

The who what?

[Firecycle]

Should have went out and greeted him. Invited him in for some tea and muffins crumpits, and then sent him the old chap on his way with a pair of your father's pants.

[Alyx Vance]

If I seen that i'd get my bat and just continue with what I was doin'

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

If I seen that i'd get my bat and just continue with what I was doin'

If only I did have a bat at the time, lol.

[Alyx Vance]

If only I did have a bat at the time, lol.

I'm always armed with something. Even if its as simple as a 4 inch pocket knife.

[Kilser]

I'm always armed with something. Even if its as simple as a 4 inch pocket knife.

[BBOY]

Stick it in his pooper

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I've learned how to use my pool cue as a staff.

[tkepahama]

Stick it in his pooper

[Demian]

bear-footed

The manbear invasion has begun.