I was alone at my house 15 minutes ago, when...

[Socky]

i saw slenderman at my house the other day

he was taking his usual bounty of 2 kids

[Ad Bot]

[Sigma]

so every time you see someone walking down your street that you dont know you call the cops?

[Skorpion]

You're handicapped. Your the kind of idiot who put people in danger everytime you get behind the wheel.

I thought that was asian drivers.

[Shortcut]

so every time you see someone walking down your street that you dont know you call the cops?

There is this thing called the "Stranger Act", I believe..

[dargereldren]

Scratch, what timezone are you in?

[Skorpion]

Someone tried to steal his clothes.

[Dimitry]

We recently got a new neighbor, well, I was outside washing my car, and I see him get out of his car naked. I felt like I was hit with a tazer, it's disgusting. But funny.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Oh, and I attached a chain necklace to a 2-inch pocket knife.

[TeslaCoil]

We have this guy who dresses himself in different things in my area. He would publicly go walking around in this bizarre selection of clothing. He once went around wearing a womans thong.

[Beachbum]

Was he covered in blood and had his pants on his head? If so he was probably forgeted up on PCP.

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Scratch, what timezone are you in?

Est

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Bump.

[Ethan]

You're handicapped. Your the kind of idiot who put people in danger everytime you get behind the wheel.

Old people cause about twice as many accidents as young people do.
Also, you've obviously never driven in your life. Speed is addicting :P

[Ethan]

Bear-footed

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Bear-footed

Y U NO POSTING HUMAN FOOT?!