Poll

what the title says

Use duct tape to tape it back on
0 (0%)
Put it in a freezer and go to the hospital
18 (36%)
Find my local mechanic and have him/her fix it
4 (8%)
Leave it be, it'll grow back!
4 (8%)
weres mi peenus at!1?
4 (8%)
Die from blood loss
13 (26%)
ill try fapping some other time
3 (6%)
oh gsuh ill b fien guise
2 (4%)
replace it with a tuna jar
0 (0%)
My peenus means nothing to me
0 (0%)
I want 2 b girl
2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 50

Author Topic: What would you do if your snake was cut off?  (Read 1639 times)

Glue it on my mouth so whenever I kiss someone they give me a lewinsky.

Attach it back and go see a mechanic

i would oh gsuh ill b fien guise




Replace it with a tuna jar.

What is wrong with you people

Glue it on my mouth so whenever I kiss someone they give me a lewinsky.

Leaning in for a big wet pash without even noticing!

Donate my body to science so I can become a cyborg.

scream and swear quite a bit


What is wrong with you people
Sometimes, you just do what you gotta do with your now-severed snake.

Didnt some girl in California cut off her husband's snake and put it in the garbage disposal.

Didnt some girl in California cut off her husband's snake and put it in the garbage disposal.
Are you sure it wasn't just a decoy that she cut off but it was yours that was really cut off?