If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two mums

[Big Brother]

I'm growing a mustache

Does that count

your definition of "mustache" must be greatly exaggerated. it's probably light hairs you can't see unless you look closely, right?

[Ad Bot]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

your definition of "mustache" must be greatly exaggerated. it's probably light hairs you can't see unless you look closely, right?

note 'growing'

[Alyx Vance]

If someone in my family lets they're beard grow it turns into a long red Amish looking beard.

[Mr. Jelly]

If someone in my family lets they're beard grow it turns into a long red Amish looking beard.

Not very fun at all fact: the reason the Amish do not have mustaches is because mustaches are associated with war, apparently

[Nasoa]

Not very fun at all fact: the reason the Amish do not have mustaches is because mustaches are associated with war, apparently

Riddler ruined it for everyone

[Big Brother]

note 'growing'

by "growing a mustache", do you mean "waiting patiently as my facial hair abounds to the point where you can just about see it over the course of two or three years"? 

[Böltster]

by "growing a mustache", do you mean "waiting patiently as my facial hair abounds to the point where you can just about see it over the course of two or three years"? 

haha yeah, i think he's talking about puppy fluff

the only mustache he can grow out of that will be whispy and disgusting

[Vegetarian Zombie]

by "growing a mustache", do you mean "waiting patiently as my facial hair abounds to the point where you can just about see it over the course of two or three years"? 

yeah

[Nasoa]

yeah

well I'm waiting to the point where its MANLY and not greasy ghostly whisps of peach stuff

[Vegetarian Zombie]

well I'm waiting to the point where its MANLY and not greasy ghostly whisps of peach stuff

I believe you have to shave it rather often

[Böltster]

I believe you have to shave it rather often

..what?

[Nasoa]

..what?

I think you stole the words out of my clean shaven lips.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

..what?

comes back thicker that way

[Böltster]

comes back thicker that way

that's an urban legend sadly

[Vegetarian Zombie]

that's an urban legend sadly

forget I just shaved my peachfuzz