How do I get this girl?

[Otis Da HousKat]

make baseballs disappear

Oh I got an idea for a great magic trick.

It's like the old pulling a rabbit out of your hat but instead in front of her you force out a baseball you had safely stashed inside your rectum. That's sure to impress her.

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[Daedalus]

Well that solves OP's problems, he can just forget robots!

"love: cannot compute"
it's funny because it fits the OP too

Oh I got an idea for a great magic trick.

It's like the old pulling a rabbit out of your hat but instead in front of her you force out a baseball you has safely stashed inside your rectum. That's sure to impress her.

oh my god I laughed so hard

[Bisjac]

there are 2 magic tricks.

one is where you spit on her back so she thinks you came, then you jizz in her eye when she turns around.

another is when you are doggy'in her up to the window, then you tag team your friend who was hiding in the closet, you quietly get dressed and go out to the street and wave up to her while she thought you were behind her.

:D

[RedGajin]

there are 2 magic tricks.

one is where you spit on her back so she thinks you came, then you jizz in her eye when she turns around.

another is when you are doggy'in her up to the window, then you tag team your friend who was hiding in the closet, you quietly get dressed and go out to the street and wave up to her while she thought you were behind her.

:D

Pretty sure that second one is called the "Phantom" or something.

[Daedalus]

Pretty sure that second one is called the "Phantom" or something.

yeah I think it's the phantom
imagine the look on her face

[steve5451]

extra hote

[Kumquat]

Throw a molotov at her.
Trust me, this is how true love works.

[steve5451]

If she wears a skirt or dress knock sit next to her and knock your pencil off your desk onto the other side of hers. Ask her to get it. When she does take her by surprise and stick it in her pooper.
This will assert dominance in the classroom and you will get the female.

[The Titanium]

that actually doesn't make any sense

[fred da kiko]

>I love her
>she loves me back
>11


You also only listed generic interests, nothing about her personality.

[Clone v.117]

Tell her you want to show her a magic trick then ask her to smell a seemingly damp rag.
After she is knocked out proceed to the loveual stage.

[steve5451]

Tell her you want to show her a magic trick then ask her to smell a seemingly damp rag.
After she is knocked out proceed to the loveual stage.

This usually works but sometimes she wakes up and this can ruin the moment. If you keep the rag over her face she will die.
So just wave it infront of her face every once and a while.

[_Rave_]

At this age there is very little you need.  Just go for it, little dude.

[The Titanium]

>I love her
>she loves me back
>11


You also only listed generic interests, nothing about her personality.

whaaaaaaaaaaaat personality????

if you can't tell, i'm loving joking

[Awdax]

If you can't tell he has invisible text, Titanium is joking.

OP probably likes the girl just for her looks, she'll probably turn out to be an annoying brat, then he will complain to us for not helping him.