I need help having a lucid dream

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that is the best part of the thread

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[No2mad2]

This works. I've done it. You're welcome.

[Trogtor]

When you dream, tell her to give you a happy ending.

[comedy101experiments]

This works. I've done it. You're welcome.

Holy crap that is cool.
Also, your avatar sums up my thoughts on how that is scientifically possible.

[Robo]

Bump Because I found something awesome that can help lucid dreaming,

Step one:
Before bed, listen to this with headphones on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhHYN2FuBss&list=PL74AB0EB4CA0AF13C&feature=view_all

Step two:
go to sleep.

Repeat until you have a lucid dream.

Just woke up from an ridiculously long lucid dream, and I only listened to half of it. I'd post it, but I doubt anyone would care.

[Man 2]

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This works. I've done it. You're welcome.

I've done it too. Not on purpose. loving terrifying.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Once I had a lucid dream without knowing about lucid dreams.

It was about anime chicks.  

[CreamTurk3y]

It'll be nice.
You could have a date at chuck e. cheese, and touch each other in the ball pit!

[Neon]

My impression of lucid dreams:

Oh hey this looks pretty cool! Maybe I should try it!

"I flipped the forget out when I started hearing voices"

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE


GOTTA GET THE forget OUTTA HEEEERE

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

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I lol'd more than I should have.
I also had another lucid dream like when I was 6 or something, I had a stuffed dog, and it was late out and I accidently lucid dreamed, and I was dreaming bandits were under my cover and stole my stuffed dog, and I was like, MOMMY HELP BANDITS ARE UNDER MY COVER! D:. Then I think zombies came out and that lasted like a hour.
I was scared for my life.

[Maze24]

momomo

I stopped listening after I heard the woman's voice :I

[Jacky]

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lol so much

[Darkness ZXW]

A new condom, fit for eleven year olds? 

Already done. There's no new stuff to invent nowadays.

[Volko]

i lucid dream whenever the forget i please

but not to fulfill my little ten year old hormonal love fantasies

no, i dream about real stuff

like kicking pokemon in the face and stuffting on obama

[Lil D]

2. Don't look in your closet.
3. Don't look in that room that you've always wanted to look in but couldn't.

Why shouldn't I?