Author Topic: Condoms.  (Read 5285 times)

I also don't have any awkward air with the cashier because he's my bf. So I'm good.

Oh my god
Condom water balloons and sponge-slapping
Good times

Some kids in my class throw condoms filled with mayo in them at other people as a prank.
I laughed a bit when I heard about it.

I also don't have any awkward air with the cashier because he's my bf. So I'm good.

ha ha yeah we get it you're pretending to be two people that gig totally didn't get old

Foreveralone.jpg
this and i probably wouldn't be having love with guys that could possibly have AIDS/HIV which would be like the only reason to use condoms during gay love besides maybe easy clean-up?

haha look at me being a big weirdo homo

ha ha yeah we get it you're pretending to be two people that gig totally didn't get old
I'm not exactly doing that anymore. I'm sticking with one account now :u

I'm serious lol.

this and i probably wouldn't be having love with guys that could possibly have AIDS/HIV which would be like the only reason to use condoms during gay love besides maybe easy clean-up?

haha look at me being a big weirdo homo
why dont we know each other irl

flavours




I mean, I know there are flavored condoms, but

a school

handing out

flavored condoms

le what

Why would you get a lewinsky with a condom on

Wtf

why dont we know each other irl
~stranger danger~
Why would you get a lewinsky with a condom on

Wtf
maybe she dont wanna swallow

but then you just might wanna get rid of her

this and i probably wouldn't be having love with guys that could possibly have AIDS/HIV which would be like the only reason to use condoms during gay love besides maybe easy clean-up?

haha look at me being a big weirdo homo
U R BIG HOMO LOLOLOL nah I understand i'm also FOreveralone.jpg I fail at relationships.




I mean, I know there are flavored condoms, but

a school

handing out

flavored condoms

le what
Lol'd


I was with a friend, and his other friend was asking him to get some condoms for him.
So we go in, grab them and go to the cashier.
He looks down and, in his Indian-accented voice, just narrows his eyes and goes "ohohohoho."
"No, no, these are for a friend."
"ohohohoho"
"Seriously."
"ohohohohoooooo."
*he pulls out his wallet and shows the cashier the condom inside*
"See?"
We bought the condoms, and the Indian guy was still chuckling as we left.

Go to store

bring condoms to counter

act like you don't have enough money for it

come back with aluminum foil and rubber bands, satisfied

infinite yes

Also very rarely will I go to a store to buy condoms. I order mine online you hippies!

I'm not gonna have love till I'm married.
I'm not gonna get married cause girls think I'm too hote