Guessing Game: Above user next week lower user last week

[Kilser]

Somewhat.
Above user eats breakfast.
Brlow user will get up early.

[Ad Bot]

[Becquerel]

Above User will smoke weed
Below user has smoked space mead

[Clone v.117]

Above user will be a week older.
Below user was a week younger.

[Okiver²]

TRUE stuff.
Above user is going to post on Forums.
Below user posted on Forums