Forum death match

[Mushroom man]

I enjoy it.

I form an alliance with Thompson's richard mushrooms and they help me build an army of mushrooms which then goes and beats the below user with their basidia.

[Ad Bot]

[Darkness ZXW]

i always wear a protecting fiberglass shield over my star fish. YOU LITTLE

I kill three and they just keep aloveually reproducing


A rouge Camera attacks you with 500 attack Pts.

[LOL :D]

Missed.

I send out 500,000,000,000,000,000 tanks to attack the next person. Accuracy: 100000000000000000%/100000000000000000%.

[Darkness ZXW]

The host of the CoD MW3 server bans you for "hxing".

I throw knives at the person, buffed to 700 damage.

[Thompson]

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I have 701 HP

I smash the next person with my richard.

[LOL :D]

I land in in a mattress store.

I throw endless bellboy babies.

[Kochieboy]

* Kochieboy uses his Daedric Shield.

* Kochieboy uses his Force of friendry.

[Mr.Noßody]

Your force of friendry makes you look like a friend, and is ineffective.

I just sit there staring at you..

[Clone v.117]

Dodged it!

KAME
HAME
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Jerkface]

I'm naturally immune to Anime attacks.

I brutally beat and maul the next guy in line.

[LOL :D]

I had armor.
I fire every gun in the world at sound speed

[JimJam]

Because you didn't say where they were pointed, and you forgot to turn off safeties, only about 1/4 of the guns in the world fired at random objects.

I hit you with a minivan.

[tkepahama]

I got SOPA'd so don't bother with me.

[Jerkface]

I dodged the minivan while ignoring the guy above me.

Seriously though, I beat and maul the next guy to post.

[CapTMeaT]

But I don't want to fight! :o <3