Forum death match

[Texan101]

I closed off my brain to survive.

I bombarded the planet in gamma rays.

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowYoshi294]

I live on Pluto. :3

I fire a mega-nuke at the next user.

[BBOY]

I deflect it with my earth shattering testicles
I pee on you

[Sir Blocksalot]

I use absorb

Ninja kick to the balls

[LawtyLawt]

I die nobly because I protect a cookie salesgirl from your all shattering ninja kick.

I posses the next user

[Talent74]

My mind is crippled, but I can still manage. However, I still get these voices...

I transform my thoughts into a hellish storm of hatred and direct it towards the below user.

[LawtyLawt]

I am a spirit. I become strengthened by this

I double this power, absorb it, integrate it in my systems, and posses the below user.

[Yosher]

I have an exorcism set on.

I'll cut off the below user's reproductery organ and choke them on it.

[LawtyLawt]

I have an exorcism set on.

I'll cut off the below user's reproductery organ and choke them on it.

I'm aloveual

Cast aloveuality on the next person

[ShadowYoshi294]

Better reset my gender on my profile.

I use this monster.

[LawtyLawt]

The beam turns me in to a displacer beast

I throw Caltrops at the next user.

[danisaac5]

i use a awesome supernova power to melt those caltrops

i double the output of my mini supernova and direct it at the person below

[Pliny]

The user is already dead! The supernova is wasted, minus 25 energy.

Your foe throws a crude explosive!

[Wehrmacht]

the explosive blows my legs off, and as i lay there in a pool of my own blood, lifeforce fading, i whisper to the man that comes to me...
theres a grenade in my pocket.
BOOM

[LawtyLawt]

I'm a spirit, the shrapnel flies off my body.

I do a paranormal activity.