Pick Up the Nearest Object [v2.0]

[Yosher]

a glass

1. no
2. no
3. no girlfriend
4. no

[Ad Bot]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

acoustic guitar

yes
yes
yes
...possibly

[Isaac Fox]

Nintendo 3DS.

1. No.
2. No.
3. No.
4. Internet away!

[Yndaaa~]

my eight inch cheapy survival knife I got from harbor freights last year


1: possibly, it has been sharpened and is long enough to reach the brain.
2: yes
3: I don't think it would help much there
4: the cap on the back comes off so I guess I could try to stick my richard in the survival compartment and use that..

[plad101]

Tuna jar...
Yes
Yes
Nope.avi
Yes....
why did i bring this with me?

[Poopsicle]

tub of popcorn

No
No
No
No

[Volko]

Copy of Battlefield 2:Special Forces

no
no
afraid not
nope.avi

[lilpappaknox]

An A&W Can

1. Most likely not
2. Heck no.avi
3. Hell no!
4. forget, MY richardS BLEEDING!

[Devo]

Ceramic Plate

1. Win in a fight against a zombie: Depends if I smashed it.
2. Kill a mob of evil bunnies (approx. 70): Probably not.
3. Fend off an enraged ex-girlfriend: No.
4. Successfully masturbate with it: I hope not.

[Volko]

bawwmp

[Shinji]

SUBWOOFER. 1. YES. 2. YES. 3. YES. 4. YES BECAUSE IT HAS A loving HOLE OH YES