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you must have me confused with someone else. Surely you couldn't call I the swagfather such foolish things. Since you need help identifying me, remember, right above the little picture it says "CoolKoopaTroopa". I expecct no more mistakes now.
I saw the "C" starting your username, recoiled in horror, and vomited on the floor. I was so scarred that all I could do for 48 hours was rock in the corner and murmur nonsense under my breath. The sheer idiocy reflected in the above post made me drop a few IQ points. Luckily, I can live with that. If I happened to be you, my one Koopa-brain cell would be gone.