Oh now I remember this clown. Dude who I made cry couple time before my vacation. Why you still mad lol?
I think that there are two more appropriate questions;
1.) Why do you assume you made me cry? If anything I lost some faith in humanity if people as moronic as you are allowed to exist.
2.) How have you not tried to tan with a microwave or cut your hair with a lawnmower yet? Your stupidity suggests those are things you would do, and I'm shocked you haven't died doing stupid stuff yet. How do people as blatantly imbecilic and infantile as you exist?