A haiku has three lines
you AIDS infested bear
Learn to respect homoloveuals
They're humans, they're there
My laptop, I bought it
with my own money
Your petty insults
are not even funny
I rhymed in this thread first
look at page one
But of the two of us, you're the worst
I'm shocked you're not done
The fact is, I pity you
for suffering through life
your one brain cell overworked
days filled with strife