Ways to make money?

[comedy101experiments]

itt: comedy101experiments searches for the proverbial, "press button, earn $500.00" and disparages everyone else with good ideas.

Hey, if you want, wire me $200 so I can transfer my riches from my Ethiopian diamond mine to your bank account.

I'm not an idiot :P

[Ad Bot]

[Böltster]

well, i have $10 in my paypal account

what do you have to offer

[Yndaaa~]

well, i have $10 in my paypal account

what do you have to offer

his body

[comedy101experiments]

well, i have $10 in my paypal account

what do you have to offer

What do you want?  I can do practically anything in Batch, and I may be able to make an HTML website!

[SeventhSandwich]

What do you want?  I can do practically anything in Batch, and I may be able to make an HTML website!

I don't think anyone is willing to pay someone who doesn't know CSS to make a website, just to manually update thousands of inline html styles every time they change the website...


http://htmldog.com/

[cooldawson3]

What do you want?  I can do practically anything in Batch, and I may be able to make an HTML website!

Who can't?

and, if you THINK you can do an html website, you probably have little to no experience, thus would earn exactly 0 dollars for doing that with the nonexistant skill. Yay!

Also, that text adventure should sell for millions.

[Böltster]

make me a fully working batch scientific calculator, must be all your own work

    scientific notation
    floating point arithmetic
    logarithmic functions, using both base 10 and base e
    trigonometric functions (some including hyperbolic trigonometry)
    exponential functions and roots beyond the square root
    quick access to constants such as pi and e

[comedy101experiments]

make me a fully working batch scientific calculator, must be all your own work

    scientific notation
    floating point arithmetic
    logarithmic functions, using both base 10 and base e
    trigonometric functions (some including hyperbolic trigonometry)
    exponential functions and roots beyond the square root
    quick access to constants such as pi and e

Frick, what do you mean?  I suck with science math, try something a bit easier, I only charge 25 cents or higher, so :P

[Böltster]

Frick, what do you mean?  I suck with science math, try something a bit easier, I only make you pay 25 cents or higher, so :P

well unless you've got any other skills to offer no thanks

[Night Fox]

Who can't?

me ;~;

[cooldawson3]

try something a bit easier, I only charge 25 cents or higher, so :P

I can do practically anything in Batch!

[comedy101experiments]

Notice that I said I don't know how to do SCIENTIFIC MATH LIKE TRIGONOMETRY.

[Serge64]

assault the elderly

[masterockets]

Make this

"press button, earn $500.00"

into a game

[Sami2ss]

assault the elderly

forget off that's my business