Multi-author Story

[Sunny]

It was a not so cold and not even close to rainy morning. A fitting start to a non-cliche day.

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[Deoxys And One Noob]

Then suddenly, I walked outside, and there was zombies coming at me!


I barricated the door and then thought, what do I do?

[huddles]

I knew there were other exits, so i blocked every exit i could think of, including the windows.

I went to get something to fend off with.

[comedy101experiments]

I found a gun, I picked it up, and found the nearest thing to safeguard me.  Luckily, it was a shield, the only problem was, it was made of cement.
I headed to my room and hid under my bed, waiting for the zombies to break in.  I heard some moaning, and hid in the closet.  Luckily, my closet is very large, so I hid in the safe room inside of it.

[RedGajin]

When I looked out the window I saw two rotten corpses having loveual intercourse on my floor. Their putrid flesh was hanging off and their bones seemed to creak with every thrust. I could see the used-to-be mans snake was slightly torn on the outside, revealing his inner anatomy. I reached down to grab my Ak-4carrot and my brown town Bead Launcher.

[Sunny]

When I looked out the window I saw two rotten corpses having loveual intercourse on my floor. Their putrid flesh was hanging off and their bones seemed to creak with every thrust. I could see the used-to-be mans snake was slightly torn on the outside, revealing his inner anatomy. I reached down to grab my Ak-4carrot and my brown town Bead Launcher.

you are one loveual mofo. from your posts i cant tell if you're a lesbian or troll

[Kingdaro]

I woke up from the horrid dream, realizing how much of a strange motherforgeter I was.

[Tetris]

I then fapped

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I then fapped

all day until night, so I can

[Cybertails1998]

and then this is going absolutely nowhere

[kegeshan]

-END OF PROLOUGE-

Chapter 1: Redgaijin's and Tetris' Many loveual Fantasies (Eww)

[LawtyLawt]

So you construct a ship made of the finest Titanium. You wrought out several of the energy cores with your bare hands. Forging all of this, you enter a power suit, and go out on the deepest reaches of space. You fly smoothly across the dark, vibrant sky, pedaling about an endless ocean of stars. Until suddenly, your radio signal is intercepted by a foreign source. You transcribe this message in the nearest possible English, and what you found strikes your heart hard. It is a notice from a foreigner, saying that it will abduct and molest you. With that, you shrivel up in a corner of your mighty ship, and you cry.

[Cybertails1998]

then you immediately wake up in 1803, on a travel ship

[kegeshan]

-END OF CHAPTER ONE-

Chapter 2: Inception

[LawtyLawt]

You meet this gentleman called "Tetris". He bids you to sit beside him, and once you are seated, he says: "Madam, I cannot lie, but I lust for you, I need your fine bosoms, your beautiful chest, and lovely visage!"
"Sir, we can do it Right here!"
"Then we shall!"