You are now aware...

[Demian]

You are now breathing manually.

You are now aware that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it.

You are now aware that everytime you swallow you hear a little crackle in your ear.

Your nose is always in your peripheral vision.

You are now aware of the fact that your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mouth.

Your mouth tastes really bad.

You are now aware of that ringing in your ears.

You are now aware that your jaw has weight and are holding it up.

You are now manually blinking.

There is now a part of your body that itches.

Uncross your feet/legs and take off your left hand from your face.

[Ad Bot]

[*FacePalm*]

Uncross your feet/legs and take off your left hand from your face.

WITCHCRAFT

[Squideey]

You are now aware that you are virtually trapped inside your brain, your life is terribly finite, and you can possibly be killed at any time anywhere. Also everyone is going to die.

Am I doing it right

[Aide33]

I hate you now

I can feel my tongue :c

[Squideey]

There is also no possible way of discerning if anyone you know is actually conscious, instead of being a figment of your imagination.

I'm in existentialism mode today.

[Aide33]

There is also no possible way of discerning if anyone you know is actually conscious, instead of being a figment of your imagination.

I'm in existentialism mode today.

Wow that's deep man...

[Nymethus]

this doesn't work on me... maybe the tongue a little

[Feep]

none of these worked

[Masterlegodude]

You are now breathing manually. Don't people always breathe manually? Is there an automatic breathing? Teach me, my master

You are now aware that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it. Physics and human senses 101

You are now aware that everytime you swallow you hear a little crackle in your ear. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN, IT'S POINTLESS AND ANNOYING ;__;

Your nose is always in your peripheral vision. I don't have an oddly small nose

You are now aware of the fact that your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mouth. My tongue is perfectly fine where it is thank you very much

Your mouth tastes really bad. I can't really taste anything at the moment

You are now aware of that ringing in your ears. Nope

You are now aware that your jaw has weight and are holding it up. True...

You are now manually blinking. Normal human functions 101

There is now a part of your body that itches. I always seem to have an itch somewhere so this means nothing

Uncross your feet/legs and take off your left hand from your face. My legs were crossed when started typing this post, but then i had to go do something, now both my feet are on the floor, and HA, my hands weren't near my face at all!

YOUR JEDI MIND TRICKS BARELY HAVE ANY EFFECT ON ME!


Now Youtube comments like these, THOSE are like Sith based mind tricks that always get me

[matthewbim11]

Only two of these applied to me, and that's because of congestion.

[Tingalz]

only half of those really worked and by now i've forgotten them

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Uncross your feet/legs and take off your left hand from your face.

holywtf

[Edman]

Uncross your feet/legs and take off your left hand from your face.

no

[Cybertails1998]

1. nope i can't breathe
2. my touch sensors are still working yay
3. i don't have ears for some reason
4. nope
5. nope
6. nope no taste sensors
7. nope
8. nope my jaw is normally fixed in place unless i need to talk or drink something
9. nope
10. nope
11. nope

[Mr.jacksaunt]

1. nope i can't breathe
2. my touch sensors are still working yay
3. i don't have ears for some reason
4. nope
5. nope
6. nope no taste sensors
7. nope
8. nope my jaw is normally fixed in place unless i need to talk or drink something
9. nope
10. nope
11. nope

you've been in a work camp your entire life