How the forget do I stop my dad from killing himself? EDIT: He's OK now

[Shy_Guy]

Can we get on topic?

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

Can we get on topic?

Yes

I think Steve should take and comfort his father while the police are coming if they ain't there yet.

[Jerkface]

Yes

I think Steve should take and comfort his father while the police are coming if they ain't there yet.

Or not, seeing as his father has knives near him and he already screamed at "Steve".

[Nickelob Ultra]

http://Self Deletehotlines.com/text/index.html
^^^^^^^^
and

[Fracture]

Can we get on topic?

I think steve should give his father a gun and kiss him goodbye.
I'M KIDDING

[Shy_Guy]

Yes

I think Steve should take and comfort his father while the police are coming if they ain't there yet.

Or we can't of Alyx. Hey Steve you still here?

[Tokerovin]

Next time you see your dad, follow him around with a big, toothy-smile saying 'OLLLAAANNN JOHHHNNSONN'  repeatedly without moving your lips.

Laughter fixes everything.

[Volko]

lol

sucks bro

it probably does

[Alyx Vance]

Or we can't of Alyx. Hey Steve you still here?

Or we can't of? Huh?

[Anti-Block]

Laughter fixes everything.

once i did stand up to some terminally ill children

they all died the next morning

[Woolys]

Or we can't of? Huh?

You have more reasons to commit Self Delete than this dude's father.

[Alyx Vance]

You have more reasons to commit Self Delete than this dude's father.

Such as?

[Mikoyan]

Such as?

being a furry hick

[Woolys]

Such as?

Write your life down on paper, then you have your answer.

[Frontrox]

Write your life down on paper, then you have your answer.

Pffft aahahah


On-Topic: Sucks bro, get him to see somebody.