Can anyone think of a clever caption for this photo?

[Hectic II]

Screwing with my friend, (yeah guy in pic) but I need a good caption. Like those meme pictures with two captions on top and bottom, the bottom being some kind of punchline. I'm sure you guys know what I'm talking about.



Any clever/funny ideas gentlemen?

[Ad Bot]

[Shy_Guy]

It's you and how slow you are.
White people are slow.

[DracoSoul]

has science gone too far

they told me i could be anything; so i became a turtle

YOU'RE TOO SLOW

[Lesrock]

deadface