Morons on Facebook

[Edman]

[Ad Bot]

[Fracture]

[Name is Unavailable]

We need a megathread for Facebook idiots. I vote this thread becomes that.

[dkamm65]

I had a conservapublitard on my friends list that said stupid things all the time. I can't screen cap any of it cause I ended up blocking him. Roughly 98.7% of everything he posted was 'Obama[care] sucks/global warming is a hoax'.

[Awdax]

One of the reasons I don't use Facebook.

[Ayxrion]

my facebook people in a nutshell

>huddle in a circle with their friends
>take a picture of their toes
>post it on facebook
>"HEY GUYS AM I COOL YET?!??!?"


OR

>"truth is i hate you talk to me!!"

[Fracture]

All I ever see on facebook:

>Girl Posts picture
>"Im so ugly!"
>"No you're not!"
>"Awww <3"

>"God is so great, he gave my father the power to get past cancer!"
>"Yeah! Like this if you're a true christian!"
>"Gods army!"

>"Were always arguing"
(Noone ever knows what they're talking about"

>"Listn to this song!"
>"It sounds okay. Too emo for me"
>"Its dubstep...?"
>"I hate techno"
>*50post Argument on music.*

[Aces]

Stop having handicapped friends.

I have some annoying friends on my facebook but they're not really doing anything wrong.

[Nickelob Ultra]

>LIKE DIS 4 TRAYVON
>subscribe 2 me here --->

>"omg guys are such starfishs!"

>most beautiful teenager contest

>etc. bandwagoning (kony, etc.)

>LIKE IF U LOVE GOD, IGNOR 4 SATAN
>implying that he cares what you do on a website in front of your friends...
>Matthew 6:1

>whenever anyone posts an image that is older than facebook itself.

"liek dis status if u liek dis status"

and people who do any "like my status" stuff more than once a month or they give stuffty responses.  I have at least 3 friends guilty of this, they do "lms for a tbh" and they give stupid stuff like "to be honest you're a pretty good friend".  Well no loving stuff, stuff-for-brains.  God damn I hate this planet and everyone on it.

[dkamm65]

"liek dis status if u liek dis status"

[Böltster]

1 like = 1 prayer!!!

[Fracture]

"LMS FOR MY ABC's!"

"LMS For truth is..."

"I hate my parents"

[._maxwell23461_.]

hey guise ths was took in the bathrum of thu 11.4.12!
*camera view of me looking up half naked with head tilted down a bit*
i look lik a slut :(
THUMBS UP IF U AGREE!!
*554326 thumbs up*

That is Facebook in one nutshell.

[Mr. Jelly]

Not a first hand experience, but what the hell


Gurl: I am through with men they're all richards >:C
Other Person: But you only date douchebags
Gurl: I am attracted to douchebags, nice guys are so boring

[._maxwell23461_.]

'sent from Lindsey's Nokia G360.'