Morons on Facebook

[Slugger]

8:46 PM - Dr.Slugger: "big entrepreneur in thug that plays with rubber duckies."
8:46 PM - Dr.Slugger: "U Ain't no thug without rubber ducky lol"
8:46 PM - Dr.Slugger: "lol. hell nah mane. (;"
8:46 PM - Dr.Slugger: "Need my ducky to stay hood and feeling good"
8:46 PM - Dr.Slugger: "stay gold, ponyboy. (; "
8:47 PM - Dr.Slugger: "Stay gold man I'm platinum "
8:47 PM - Dr.Slugger: "oh...my...dayum. (;"
8:47 PM - Dr.Slugger: "Bamb wat know "
8:47 PM - Dr.Slugger: "I don't know man. you killed me with your amazingness."
8:47 PM - Dr.Slugger: "Woman down call the ambulance notice it says ambulance not ambalnce cause I'm a straight up g "
8:47 PM - Dr.Slugger: "I don't understand? lol. was that supposed to be a joke or something? hhahah."
8:47 PM - Dr.Slugger: my days out school in a nutshell
8:47 PM - Dr.Slugger: lol
8:48 PM - Acid: :D

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All the god damn time.

[Saiytex]

Missread topic as Mormons on Facebook, LOLO

[Jacob/Lee]

>person posts a truth be told, and if you like the post they will say something
>40 people like it
>never says anything

Half the posts on Facebook are like (the thing, not calling them whores) whores.

[Jerkface]

Yet another facebook topic.  Lemme see if I can find my old post from the last one I posted in.

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"Wah!  Someone broke up with me!"


"I'm not pretty at all *pout* *Shows pictures of cleavage*"


"Facebook is stupid"  <-- Status on Facebook


"I had so much fun being popular today with my (# > 5) friends"


"(Blank) is a slut, whore-bag bitch monday friend.  I hate her/him so much!"
---"I love (Same Blank) we made up!"


"Anyone ever watch (This)?"
---*Someone Responds, Gets Ignored...  Nobody Else Responds.... What the forget is the point...*


"I'm in love with my boyfriend/girlfriend.  We spend so much time together." <-- I'd... hope so?
---"I'm still in love with him/her."  <-- I still hope so?
------"WE BROKE UP!  He/She is a bitch/bastard that just uses me and I never liked him/her!"  <-- forget this.


Obviously there's trillions more.  I also translated the grammar they used into ENGLISH.  Nobody can type worth stuff.

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