Get into a relationship with a lifeguard after you fall into the pool.
Disney Cruise
Been on 3 cruises in my life. None of te Disney ones. Of you're at least 16, majority of the time they'll serve you alcohol at the bars because you're offshore. But besides that, don't drink the pool water. And don't fall asleep on the deck ;)
I've been on four cruises, this May will be my fifth.They are amazing. My have basically all been Royal Carribean ships. I've been jetskiing, ATVing, rock climbing, ziplining through trees, riding waves on the ships flow rider machine, and so much more. The staff are all so friendly and theres always stuff going on around the ship.You will have a great time.