SENTENCES ==> EQUATIONS thread

[300spartan]

Equations ==> Sentences Thread

So here's a concept: Take a sentence and convert it to an equation.

is, am :: =

of, over :: ÷

and :: +

(none) :: ×

Something I read at the mall on a clothing store:
"The purpose of live is a life of purpose."

So: P/L = L/P

To isolate one variable: Multiply both sides by L.

L²/P = P

Back to sentence: "A lived life of purpose is purpose."

So...
Insert into sentences! "I wonder what my purpose is."

Since P = L²/P, it's: "I wonder what my lived life of purpose is."
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

Another:
Money = √Evil

Time = Money

Girls = Time × Money

So, therefore...

Money² = Evil

Girls = Money²

So: Girls = Evil.

Anyways, post equations that you've found or made. They can get pretty hilarious.

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[Otis Da HousKat]

So basically it's a new concept: Take a sentence and convert it to an equation.

This isn't really a new concept. Mathematical style equations have long been used to describe languages.

[Tokerovin]

Equations ==> Sentences Thread
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Girls = Time × Money

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So: Girls = Evil.

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So you're saying that Time x Money = Evil?

[QuantumEagle]

So you're saying that Time x Money = Evil?

That actually makes sense

[HellHound]

Time + money = profit.

[shyGriff]

oh nooo I haven't learned how to do this kind of fancy complicated math yet :c

[Firecycle]

It = The Best / Times.

It = The Worst / Times.

It = The age / reason.

It = The age / foolishness.

It = The season / Light.

It = The season / Darkness.


Find "it"

[Kill All]

It = The Best / Times.

It = The Worst / Times.

It = The age / reason.

It = The age / foolishness.

It = The season / Light.

It = The season / Darkness.


Find "it"

[BlockoCrafter]

That actually makes sense

[phflack]

Something I read at the mall on a clothing store:
"The purpose of live is a life of purpose."

So: P/L = L/P

To isolate one variable: Multiply both sides by L.

L²/P = P

Back to sentence: "A lived life of purpose is purpose."

So...
Insert into sentences! "I wonder what my purpose is."

Since P = L²/P, it's: "I wonder what my lived life of purpose is."
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

i'd say
L/P = P/L
L²=P²
L=P
your life is your purpose
and your purpose is your life

[Mr.Noßody]

None of nothing.

I broke it.

[300spartan]

None of nothing.

I broke it.

DIVIDE BY ZERO

and since lord tony = lord tony², then lord tony is either 0 or 1.

[HellHound]

Wumbo = doom.

[300spartan]

It = The Best / Times.

It = The Worst / Times.

It = The age / reason.

It = The age / foolishness.

It = The season / Light.

It = The season / Darkness.

B/T = W/T

Therefore:

B = W or best = worst.

[Firecycle]

B/T = W/T

Therefore:

B = T or best = worst.

Reason = Foolishness

Light = Darkness

Wow.