Adventure: SPYQUEST

[Socky]

SpyQuest is the adventure of the ages that is about a young spy on  quest to capture the enemy intelligence.  When that is over there will be other [insert class here]Quests, like PyroQuest or HeavyQuest.

You are a Red Spy.  You seem to have a lack of memory of where you are and who you are, so tell me.

What is your name?

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Jelly]

Hans Omerohg

[masterockets]

Blu pyro

[Socky]

Ok then your name is

Hans Omerohg

Now that you know who you are, what do you do?  There is a very tempting door in front of you that you want to open.

So badly.

[Mr. Jelly]

Masturbate door

[Socky]

Masturbate door

You have the strangest urge to masturbate the door, but you decide against it.  For now at least, because that is something that could come in handy when being chased by the entire Blu team.

[masterockets]

Check invisible weapon pockets

[Socky]

You look inside your invisible weapon pockets and you find a RATHER SHINY REVOLVER.

You feel something watching you though, something pink.

[Grodus]

Turn around, you idiot. it's not like you have impaired motor control.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

KILL DOGGIE

[Flamecannon]

Check locker for some ammunition and kits

[Ayxrion]

Check locker for some ammunition and kits

[Grodus]

Turn around, you idiot. it's not like you have impaired motor control.

KILL DOGGIE

Check locker for some ammunition and kits

Unfortunately, the locker was sealed shut.

[masterockets]

Take knife from dog's body
Idle for hats

[Grodus]

Take knife from dog's body
Idle for hats

Now what?