Author Topic: am I the only one who does not masturbate?  (Read 14363 times)


I live in the west ;-;

Correct
Still in the southern states. I'm technically east but i'm southern. I'm eastern, but i'm south western.





When I think south, I think this



Arizona isn't on that map, so as far as i'm concerned....Not south!

Well when I think south, I think motherloving south

German Shepard, right?
h-how did you know that?

frontrox im scared

h-how did you know that?

frontrox im scared
Hide under my skirt

h-how did you know that?

frontrox im scared

The semi-old furry topic


nah I'm just kidding

nice room you've got there

The semi-old furry topic
you were here then?
wait, which one?

you were here then?
wait, which one?

The only one I posted in, silly

you were here then?
wait, which one?
We need a new one, someone make one!

you just
you know
pick it
I guess it would be your favorite animal, like a German Shepherd mine

I'm a large burly silverback gorilla. I regularly beat my mother and sister to make clear to them that they are my love toys. My father died a decade ago when I was five because that's when I became the alpha male. My bed is a mound of fecal mater and rotting corpses from anyone that came too close to my women. The house has many holes in it from when I've gone on rampages. I weave my way in and out of these holes when I need to catch passers by as food or prisoners. I am cannibalistic, yes. I'm one of the more aggressive breeds of silverback, they are very dangerous so their documentation is very low. I also use the many of the holes in the wall as caves that allow me to work my way through a network of passageways inside the wall for quick navigation around the house. If anyone tries to escape I can be to their location in a matter of seconds to rip their head off.

:3