am I the only one who does not masturbate?

[Frontrox]

whole top sentence and the following two lines with text are broken
you mean "My friend, masturbating isn't a sin, it's just done with the reason being:

 - Pleasure
 - Is a virgin"

you also spelled thou wrong, capitalized unneeded words, and had horrible sentence structure in the first one
you brutalized the language you speak

Did you lose a family member to bad English?
Good god..

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

reading it would mean saying "...just a person who pleasure"

Did you lose a family member to bad English?
Good god..

it was a horrific scene, and I was emotionally dead for three years following

[Alyx Vance]

whole top sentence and the following two lines with text are broken
you mean "My friend, masturbating isn't a sin, it's just done with the reason being:

 - Pleasure
 - Is a virgin"

you also spelled thou wrong, capitalized unneeded words, and had horrible sentence structure in the first one
you brutalized the language you speak

Damn bro you are a bigger grammar national socialist than my English teacher O_O

[TeslaCoil]

Damn bro you are a bigger grammar national socialist than my English teacher O_O

It's an English teachers job to be a grammar national socialist. The comparison of an internet correction and someone who actually does it for a job is a silly example.

[Night Fox]

Damn bro you are a bigger grammar national socialist than my English teacher O_O

I'm not an English teacher.

[Frontrox]

it was a horrific scene, and I was emotionally dead for three years following

You killed him, I know it...I was there.

[Daedalus]

night isn't even being a national socialist, those are obvious mistakes
my dad's partner Neil teaches at USC and UCLA and tells us stories of kids who still forget up "its" and "it's".

[Night Fox]

You killed him, I know it...I was there.

bad English deserved it, he killed my great aunt's cousin's best friend's wife's dog's previous owner's mom!

[Frontrox]

bad English deserved it, he killed my great aunt's cousin's best friend's wife's dog's previous owner's mom!

Get into these fuzzy handcuffs and come downtown with me.

[Night Fox]

Get into these fuzzy handcuffs and come downtown with me.

but I don't wanna go back to the slammer!

[Frontrox]

but I don't wanna go back to the slammer!

I thought you liked it ;-;

[Alyx Vance]

but I don't wanna go back to the slammer!

Get in those cuffs now!

*pulls out 12 gauge* don't make me go postal!

I thought you liked it ;-;

He does he just doesn't want to admit it :O

[Night Fox]

postal?
postal?
I'll show you postal!

[Frontrox]

Shutup and bend over!

[TeslaCoil]

postal?
postal?
I'll show you postal!

* TeslaCoil sticks a stamp on a letter and mails it

already done.