am I the only one who does not masturbate?

[suburb]

People have the wrong idea about christians. Im christian and i masturbate all the time. I laugh at religion jokes and dont force my religion down others throats. I also make jokes about mormons, but those mostly consist of their bikes.

"See, religion is like a snake, you can have one, you can be proud of it, and you can even worship it.  But please, don't shove it down my throat." - quoted from my world history teacher, yes he told that in class.

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

"See, religion is like a snake, you can have one, you can be proud of it, and you can even worship it.  But please, don't shove it down my throat." - quoted from my world history teacher, yes he told that in class.

"TITS" - Quoted from many people in reading class

"My preacher once told me *something about homoloveuality being a sin blah blah blah more stuff I can't remember* and one day America will be destroyed for allowing homoloveuality." - Economics Teacher

[Jairo]

[Alyx Vance]

That or he wouldn't have given us the urge to fap. He gave us hormones and stuff so of course we should be able to fap fappity fap fap.
Now were in the book does it say "Thow shalt not fap!"

[skill4life]

Am I the only one who does not play with themselves because its a sin?
It really sad that no one else can restrain themselves with basic self control.

You have lost respect to zookuw just for not masturbating and thinking it is a sin?
what the forget man seriously, even I wouldn't do it, it's disgusting, crude and pointless.

Not because I think it's a sin, there are 2 reasons. 1) Because I'm sick of getting cuts and bruises on my snake, and 2) I'm scared of leaving trails of cum that could knock up my mum or sister.

...

getting cuts and bruises on my snake

leaving trails of cum that could knock up my mum or sister.

pFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA

OH MY GODDDDD
how is that possible
do you masturbate in a stack of knifes?
seriously what the forget
how the forget do you manage that
holy stuff please tell me you're kidding this is too much

[PowerDag]

OH MY GODDDDD
how is that possible
do you masturbate in a stack of knifes?
seriously what the forget
how the forget do you manage that
holy stuff please tell me you're kidding this is too much

I think hes more rather referring to friction burns rather than literal cuts and bruises.

[Jairo]

still doesn't explain his mum and sister spiel

[fred da kiko]

Ha, I've never gotten a friction burns on my richard because I have a foreskin.

[Frontrox]

Ha, I've never gotten a friction burns on my richard because I have a foreskin.

I don't and have never got these burns, or cuts.

[Masterlegodude]

I don't and have never got these burns, or cuts.

Same

Ha, I've never gotten a friction burns on my richard because I have a foreskin.

Foreskin seems like a bother to have, it's extra skin that isn't needed, right?

[PowerDag]

Ha, I've never gotten a friction burns on my richard because I have a foreskin.

i have a foreskin and i've had a friction burn once or twice, and that's only when i fap a lot in a short amount of time (ie. 3-4+ times in one day/night).

it also happens because fabric is a bitch and rubs against boners.

Foreskin seems like a bother to have, it's extra skin that isn't needed, right?

i think your foreskin breaks anyways when you forget someone.
plus it's also a hassle to remove, and if you're like me you don't want anyone touching your richard but you (excluding ur HOTE gf/bf amirite ;) )

[Frontrox]

I can touch your richard, right PowerDag?

[PowerDag]

course bby just let my bf have some too.

[Daedalus]

it's disgusting, crude and pointless.

wh-
words cannot describe how I am feeling towards this sentence
it's literally RUBBING YOURSELF. is that such a big loving deal?
and it's not pointless

i have a foreskin and i've had a friction burn once or twice, and that's only when i fap a lot in a short amount of time (ie. 3-4+ times in one day/night).

it also happens because fabric is a bitch and rubs against boners.

yeah I've had 1 or 2 friction burns in the past
and what the forget why are you rubbing fabric on your richard

[Frontrox]

course bby just let my bf have some too.

oh yessss....we can have a big orgy ;)