am I the only one who does not masturbate?

[Thar]

Masturbating prolongs life

[Ad Bot]

[funinabox]

its a sin?

bible says its bad because of "wasted seed" and thats because back then there wasnt a lot of people
im pretty sure with like 8 billion people its ok to waste a bit of seed

[Mr. Jelly]

bible says its bad because of "wasted seed" and thats because back then there wasnt a lot of people
im pretty sure with like 8 billion people its ok to waste a bit of seed

So if I keep all my sperm in tuna jars

it's not a sin to touch myself

[Artificial Blocko]

People have the wrong idea about christians. Im christian and i masturbate all the time. I laugh at religion jokes and dont force my religion down others throats. I also make jokes about mormons, but those mostly consist of their bikes.

[Frontrox]

I also make jokes about mormons, but those mostly consist of their bikes.

You shall be cursed with many missionary visits for that!

[Tømpson]

My friend eric is a mormon, and I call him mole man.

[Thar]

So if I keep all my sperm in tuna jars

it's not a sin to touch myself

You have to refrigerate it too.

[Mr. Jelly]

and I call him mole man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhJGnJ7JR1g

[Ningyou]

A sin? Phahaha.

[Counter98]

Dr. Pepper, procrastination and Call of Duty is not a life.
So do something else.

[Zloff]

People have the wrong idea about christians. Im christian and i masturbate all the time.

ಠ__ಠ

[ultimamax]

I don't masturbate. Just never tried it.
It's not a moral thing.

[Oasis]

You're all sinners.



Only true humans pleasure themselves.

[Visage]

It's also a sin to have love married or not. Bible is whack yo.

[PowerDag]

People have the wrong idea about christians. Im christian and i masturbate all the time. I laugh at religion jokes and dont force my religion down others throats.

are you me

You're all sinners.



Only true humans pleasure themselves.

i guess i'm not an alien then