am I the only one who does not masturbate?

[Isaac Fox]

unless you're cumming all over your house or your mom/sister put your underwear inside of them, i don't think number two is a problem...

What about the toilet seat?

the forget kind of messed up stuff are you doing to your richard, son

also i don't need to

Actually, I don't know whether it's procrastination that did it, or just wiping WAY too hard.

I think hes more rather referring to friction burns rather than literal cuts and bruises.

That could be it.

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[Beachbum]

Don't wipe your richard with sandpaper.

And te your sister to not rub her clit lips around the seat before sitting down.

Ever heard of windex or bleach? Clean your toilet seat everyone in a while.

[MaroonCacti]

My average conversation with a christan.

DAT MERGIKAL MAEN IN DA SKY SED NOT TO TOUCH MY OWN BODY
I HGAS TO LISTEN 2 HIM SO I DONT GET FIRE

What?

DAET GUY HEES NAEM IS GODE

oh. you know im atheist right?

OGM!!!!11!! YUNO BELEV IN DA PERSON IN SKY
NOW U GUN SUFER FIREY HERL

what...

OGM GUIS HE NO BELIV IN GODE

Everyone:OH MER GUUUUURD!!!!!!!

Y U GUIS US LURDS NEM IN VEN?????//////???/

just.... just leave me alone

ERERERER SPURD TEH GURD WOOORD1!!!!!1111!!

<nothing against any christians here>

[Aphtonites]

I rarely do it, but not for religious reasons.

[Beachbum]

My average conversation with a christan.

DAT MERGIKAL MAEN IN DA SKY SED NOT TO TOUCH MY OWN BODY
I HGAS TO LISTEN 2 HIM SO I DONT GET FIRE

What?

DAET GUY HEES NAEM IS GODE

oh. you know im atheist right?

OGM!!!!11!! YUNO BELEV IN DA PERSON IN SKY
NOW U GUN SUFER FIREY HERL

what...

OGM GUIS HE NO BELIV IN GODE

Everyone:OH MER GUUUUURD!!!!!!!

Y U GUIS US LURDS NEM IN VEN?????//////???/

just.... just leave me alone

ERERERER SPURD TEH GURD WOOORD1!!!!!1111!!

<nothing against any christians here>

I remotely take offense to that. Not because I follow the religion strictly, but because it makes you sound horribly ignorant. And it make it sound like very Christian is the same.

[MaroonCacti]

I remotely take offense to that. Not because I follow the religion strictly, but because it makes you sound horribly ignorant. And it make it sound like very Christian is the same.

Beach i have nothing against you or your religion. you and every other christian on this forum never tries to convert me to anything. you keep to yourself and i like that but im sick and tired of every single kid my age trying to shove stuff down my throat.

[Beachbum]

Beach i have nothing against you or your religion. you and every other christian on this forum never tries to convert me to anything. you keep to yourself and i like that but im sick and tired of every single kid my age trying to shove stuff down my throat.

You're 14, the kids who are trying to shove it down your throat don't even know what they believe in yet. They're either claiming to because they want to look cool and have an excuse to wear a cross, or their folks brainwashed it into them.

I gurantee you, 1 out of 100 of them have actually read the bible.

Fun fact of the day; corn flakes were invented as an anti-procrastination tool for monks. They used to fill a bag of them underneath their mattress / bed pads, and if they started jackin it, the flakes would crunch. Keep that in mind the next time you're eating a bowl of frosted flakes. ;D

[RagnaTheBroedge]

>doesn't have to
>still does

[Tokthree]

What about the toilet seat?

Isaac.
Sperm doesn't work that way, unless your mother and sister have a crippling psychological habit of scooping up any sperm they find and using their fingers to work it as far down their vagina as their fingers will allow.

I hate to think what sort of loveual education you had

[Kingdaro]

oh my loving god my sidesssssss

[Beachbum]

>doesn't have to
>still does

Does lady taboo not put out?

[Isaac Fox]

Isaac.
Sperm doesn't work that way, unless your mother and sister have a crippling psychological habit of scooping up any sperm they find and using their fingers to work it as far down their vagina as their fingers will allow.

I hate to think what sort of loveual education you had

My school never taught me that much about sperm. The only thing they taught me that's related to this is "Sperm can be left all over the house, and the female could accidentally get pregmant from it."

I swear this country's education is screwing me up.

[Beachbum]

My school never taught me that much about sperm. The only thing they taught me that's related to this is "Sperm can be left all over the house, and the female could accidentally get pregmant from it."

I swear this country's education is screwing me up.

W...wh.. And I thought American education as horrendous. Sperm can in theory crawl it's way up your leg, but unless you leave globs of jizz in random places around your house, you'll be fine. Like I said, wipe the toilet and don't cum on your sister.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

Does lady taboo not put out?

no, it's just that obviously my wife isn't just something to satisfy myself
research on the other hand totally is

[Beachbum]

no, it's just that obviously my wife isn't just something to satisfy myself
research on the other hand totally is

Maybe I'm just delirious from my insomnia and lack of sleep, but are you inadvertently saying that your wife isn't attractive enough? Lmfao.

Also 'research on the other hand'. I cracked up because this is a thread about wanking.