Breaking news! Gabe Newell can count to three!

[Masterlegodude]

Guys, you're all late

We found out Valve can count to 3 when they released Volume 3 of the Portal 2 soundtrack

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[Alyx Vance]

I don't know why episode 3 is so highly anticipated.

We want to know what happens with the Borialis and all that.

[Masterlegodude]

We want to know what happens with the Borialis and all that.

And we want revenge on the Combines, more specifically, the Advisors

[Alteration]

Guys, you're all late

We found out Valve can count to 3 when they released Volume 3 of the Portal 2 soundtrack

Technicaly they are calling it Volume 2.9.

[Masterlegodude]

Technicaly they are calling it Volume 2.9.

Got proof?

[Lord Tony³]

The combines still aren't as hard as the marines. I don't see how they took over the world in 7 hours.

[Gear]

The combines still aren't as hard as the marines. I don't see how they took over the world in 7 hours.

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Also I'm gonna laugh when they name it "Half-life 4" because Episode 1 & 2 count as Half life 3

[Alyx Vance]

The combines still aren't as hard as the marines. I don't see how they took over the world in 7 hours.

Breen helped and I guess that they were just that badass for 7 hours then we opened a can of whoopass?

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And this

[Qwepir]

I don't know why episode 3 is so highly anticipated.

I know, it's going to be stuff just like Duke Nukem Forever.

[Masterlegodude]

The combines still aren't as hard as the marines. I don't see how they took over the world in 7 hours.

Have you noticed how the scientists run into the marines and get shot in the face, how they do a bad job of running from aliens, running into trip mines, not being able to dodge enemy fire very well

The security guards are better than them but they still have a habit of dying sometimes

And you wonder how the humans lost to the Combine? They just probably menacingly stared them in the face and the humans went running towards a mine field

[Gear]

And you wonder how the humans lost to the Combine? They just probably menacingly stared them in the face and the humans went running towards a mine field

I lol'd harder than I should

[Lord Tony³]

Have you noticed how the scientists run into the marines and get shot in the face, how they do a bad job of running from aliens, running into trip mines, not being able to dodge enemy fire very well

The security guards are better than them but they still have a habit of dying sometimes

And you wonder how the humans lost to the Combine? They just probably menacingly stared them in the face and the humans went running towards a mine field

Are you talking about the marines or scientists?

[otto-san]

I don't know why episode 3 is so highly anticipated.

because episode two was such a cliffhanger

Are you talking about the marines or scientists?

scientists

[Lord Tony³]

because episode two was such a cliffhanger

I didn't know. I still didn't finish the original Half-Life 2 because I got sick of how easy the combines were and how boring the levels are.

[Masterlegodude]

I didn't know. I still didn't finish the original Half-Life 2 because I got sick of how easy the combines were and how boring the levels are.

Half Life 2s are easy because the Combine had never met Gordon, they thought they'd continue to kill the lemmings of citizens that inhabit the city, but then Gordon came out of nowhere then they Combines became their lemmings of an enemy when faced with Gordon because he's so different from everyone else

Heck you can still see citizens die from time to time because they tend to be dumb just list the scientists!